Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Fun fact: I was madly in love with Jared Padalecki when I was 13 after seeing him in the DCOM “A Ring of Endless Light.” My screen name was AubzPadalecki. TRUE-ASS STORY.

This helps corroborate my theory that if I’d watched Supernatural in high school I’d be madly in love with Sam. But now I’m older, so, you know….

how do i get this CUNT ASS BITCH customer who called me a “fucking idiot” today off my mind bc so far i’ve just been having nonstop daydreams about her getting hit by a train


Sophisticated with a dash of sass.

Sophisticated with a dash of sass.

(Source: dancewithmejensen)

Monday, July 21, 2014

Downside of watching things on Netflix:

  • Standing there in the middle of a busy workday and out of the blue wondering why everyone is not FREAKING OUT about the bombshell you just witnessed a few hours prior……
  • ….. which first aired almost eight years ago

i feel like i have a hangover and i’m going to assume it’s from watching this stupid show until 6 in the morning

WHAT

IS THIS A GODDAMN JOKE

FUCK

my favorite part of this is when the screen goes black and I just see my utter “what the fuck” face staring back at me

Sunday, July 20, 2014

tavr0ss said: what does puta mean?

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)