Wednesday, April 16, 2014

yeah but the real question is

should i finish out this disc of one tree hill or hold off til tomorrow

♡ i can’t help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I’m kinda difficult but it’s always someone else’s fault ♡

(Source: nixons)

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

(Source: aryastraks)

  • *2054*
  • Darren Criss: I'm still working on my album
Monday, April 14, 2014

Anyone else automatically suspicious of anyone who comes to the pharmacy register without a prescription to pick up? Like bitch why you tryna purchase evaporated milk and a jug of water from me and your first sentence to me isn’t “hi” or “how are you” it’s “I WANT TO USE THE STORE CARD”? And then I’m already suspicious of your shady ass so I apologize and say I don’t have a store card but they can help you at the front and you give me a blank stare? And then you come back with a receipt from the front and say you just want a few plastic bags?

Bitch they have plastic bags at the front. And now you get a healthy dose of me watching you as you leave.

kylescatliffe:

coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers

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Sunday, April 13, 2014
  • Floater pharmacist, after I don't get to leave until 18 minutes after my shift ends because some people at the drive-thru insisted I call Walgreens to get their insurance info IMMEDIATELY: Well thank you so much for staying!
  • Me: Yeah I didn't really have a choice
  • A nearby father and his two kids: [all stare at me]
  • Me: .... Haha just plaaayin'! [runs away]

Deputy Sacks’ first line (the show & the movie)

My Ultimate List of Shows I Want to Watch

I always joke that I have a giant list of television shows I want to watch someday. Here is the physical proof.

Also I’m open to suggestions. Plz continue to grow my list and the anxiety I have about never completing my list.

P.S. I’m finally onto OTH season 3! Only about 100 more hours of it to go! *shoots self*

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